NIGERIA….MY BELOVED LAND…. • Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentine or birthday gift. • Where lizards go look ur eyeball, nod head say “notin dey happen guy” • Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. • Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS. • Where parents claim they always came first position in school. • Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’ • Where the Presidents and other government officials don’t know the national anthem. • Where yoruba women dress up every saturday with polythene bag looking for Owambe to fall in. • Where the govt dont give a hoot about nobody. •Where Gala and Lacasera is d best option wen stuck in hold up. • Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title and Front row seat in church for stealing millions while you send your children to church universities. • Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus! • Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger. • Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people. • Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are. • Where you can easily blame your lack of success on family members in the village. • Where rich men must have a pot belly, and a healthy looking Man is despised in the street as a pauper • WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW. • Where generator is a social amenity. • Where people dey collect change for beggar hand. • Where u can buy ur dream house and all the household accessories. • Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers • Where the man who had no shoes is the president and happens to have even less liver than the former president. •Where BB torch is sold in hold up for #12k. •Where Igbo men drink beer with straw and coke with cup! •Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader •Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers. No Country greater than Nigeria’s absurdity!!!